{Burn} Me <Down> (Open)

[.Rabid Lycan.]

"But--" Lobo fell back, fire singing his fur as he fell, the wind knocked out of him. He quickly regained his posture, shoving his former leader aggressively. "Unfair!"

[Sivoncé™]

Bloodsbane was thrown off of Lobo, into flames ten feet away. "Idiots." A voice drawled. "Life isn't fair, so neither is Death!" The black wolf laughed. "It's very tempting to wipe your exsistence from any realm, ya know, clean off the filth. Unfortunatly, I'm not that cruel. So how do you like it, here in my oven?" Death let out a hoarse bark-laugh.

[.Rabid Lycan.]

Lobo looked around dully. "...it's hot..." he growled. Yep, his intelligent moment was over and done.

[Sivoncé™]

Death grinned sinisterly. "Yes, yes. Very hot indeed. What else did you notice about it?" He kneaded the hot embers, which had no effect on him, in exctiement. He loved this job, though most thought otherwise.

[.Rabid Lycan.]

Lobo paused, apparently in deep thought. He didn't want to get the question wrong, of course! (lol)
"...it's bright..."

[Sivoncé™]

At this, Death couldn't contain himself. Everything went black, the flames being the only light. He was roaring with laughter, a dark, sinister sound that echoed throughout the realm. "Well it's about to get a lot darker, my old friend!" He drawled sarcastically. "I don't think I've had this much fun since...eh...I'd rather keep that private...ehhhem...." he cleared his throat, then examined the pair. "You forgot something, Lobo..." he smiled. "The smell of singed fur. Oh, how I love it!" The flames intensified, licking at Lobo and Bloodsbane.

[.Rabid Lycan.]

Lobo gritted his fangs, jumping up in the air to try to avoid the flames... And, of course, coming back down harder on the fire. Lobo growled in pain, flames scorching his pads.
"...it hurts..." he added dully.

[Sivoncé™]

This only fueled Death's endless laughter. Bloodsbane wrinkled his nose in disgust. "Can't you make us more comfortable? I was your foster parent, you know!"

Death abruptly stopped laughing. His crimson eyes narrowed to tiny slits and his bloodred fangs flashed in a snarl. "Want to run that by me again, whelp?" He snapped. "Redfang was my mother, and to this day, I am proud to have been her son. Lupus is my father, and to this day, I am proud to be his son....and reprimand him at times, but ANYWAY, the point is, Bloodsbane, you are nothing. Rippedstripe didn't consider you a father EVER. Lily..." He hesitated on this one. No one knew what had happened to Bloodsbane's other daughter. Some say she ran off and died. If she'd died, Death would've known by now. But where....?

Bloodsbane grunted irritably, "I don't care about them."
"Which proves my previous point; you are no father." Death spat.

[.Rabid Lycan.]

"...a father?"
Lobo sounded utterly confused. He had known Death as Bloodsbane's son, not Lupus'...
"...what?"

[Sivoncé™]

"Seriously?" Death sighed, exsaspertaed. "Do Redfang or Bloodsbane have black fur? What, did you think they simply hid that from you all this time? IDIOT!" He snarled.

Bloodsbane giggled stupidly =p

[.Rabid Lycan.]

Lobo tilted his head from one shoulder to the other. "Uh... your father is Lupus?"
He paused.
"How the hell did he have kids??" XD

[Sivoncé™]

Death moaned with exsasperation. "How would I know?! And now Slash wants to have pups! UGH!" He grunted in annoyance. "Oh, and by the way, kids, your father and aunt rule Hellfire!"

[.Rabid Lycan.]

"Huh?"
Lobo twisted around in a full circle. "... I have an aunt??" XD

[Sivoncé™]

Death closed his eyes, muttering "Idiot, idiot, idiot," over and over again under his breath. "Count to ten, Death. Then open and deal with the utter idiocy. One...two....ugh no, start over I need more time...."

[.Rabid Lycan.]

(lol)

Lobo turned in a circle again, then paused, something catching his eye. Something moving... something furry.
Without giving a second thought, he began chasing his tail. XDXD
In the fire.
In Hell.
Wow.