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Post by .Rabid Lycan. on Jul 6, 2008 19:06:28 GMT -5
"...wha-YOW!"Lupus twisted around, grabbing the rabbit in his paws and pulling it off.... and then he suddenly twisted around to look at the octopus again. "Here's a rabbit liver!" Lupus growled, holding the rabbit in front of him. If he doesn't take the rabbit, there's always eBay... "eBay"
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Post by Sivoncé™ on Jul 7, 2008 10:55:29 GMT -5
The octopus sniffed if then took it and swallowed it howl. Just as quickly, he threw it back up and retched. "What was THAT?! No no no, I need WOLVEN LIVER!!! LIKE THAT ONE! HE LOOKS FRESH AND PLUMP!!" He pointed a long tentacle to a wolf behind Lupus.
Death stared, wide-eyed, wide-mouthed. "What is that THING, What is Rhain doing, and WHAT DID IT JUST SAY TO ME?!"
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Post by .Rabid Lycan. on Jul 13, 2008 17:52:18 GMT -5
Lupus glanced behind him at Death. He mouthed the words run for your life and turned back to face the octopus.
"Oh? Y-you wouldn't want him... he's not fresh at all. He just looks that way- I, uh, could get you a much tastier one!!"
My god, this is so messed up...
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Post by Sivoncé™ on Jul 13, 2008 21:14:49 GMT -5
Death snickered and leaned against a tree. "Oh no, I think I could honestly enjoy this, Dad. Well, on with the show!" He chuckled to himself again and stared intently at the scene before him.
"TASTY TASTY! BRING IT NOWWW!!" The octopus demanded.
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Post by .Rabid Lycan. on Jul 13, 2008 21:23:45 GMT -5
Lupus frowned and glanced at Death again. "Hey, if you're going to be like that, I will feed your liver to the giant cephalopod here..."
Turning back to face the octopus, Lupus suddenly blurted out, "What's your name?"
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Post by Sivoncé™ on Jul 13, 2008 21:48:47 GMT -5
The Octopus snorted impatiently. "Liver Pool." He told Lupus.
Death shook his head, sturggling to hold back his laughs.
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Post by .Rabid Lycan. on Jul 14, 2008 12:05:33 GMT -5
Lupus blinked slowly.
You got to be joking...
"Liver Pool... is that your first name? Or is 'Liver' your first name and 'Pool' your last?"
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Post by Sivoncé™ on Jul 14, 2008 14:53:17 GMT -5
The octopus seemed thoroughly confused. "Ergh...well, must people just call me Liver, but sometimes they add 'Pool' onto it," he answered. IIt sounded more like a question than anything else.
Death cocked a brow. "Octopuses have last names? We don't even have last names! Well, Siveria Nightshade, but she's pretty much the only one....or Vetra Vaticana...and those aren't even a last names!"
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Post by .Rabid Lycan. on Jul 15, 2008 14:21:43 GMT -5
"How can you be sure that it isn't a last name? Did your mother have a last name?"
Wow. The word 'stalling' has now come to a whole new level...
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Post by Sivoncé™ on Jul 15, 2008 14:23:16 GMT -5
"What do you mean by that?" The octopus was clearly stumped.
"Clearly they have low intelligence, though," Death noted.
"Hey...who you callin' low intelligence?" The octopus snorted.
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Post by .Rabid Lycan. on Jul 16, 2008 0:59:14 GMT -5
Lupus glanced at Death, clearly agreeing, before returning his attention to the octopus.
"So, er... Liver Pool, do you have family? I mean, you must have a mother or father, right? Do you have siblings? A wife? Kids? Maybe a little dog named Sparky?"
XD
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Post by Sivoncé™ on Jul 16, 2008 17:32:48 GMT -5
"Ergh....no kids....no siblings....no father....no wife....but that one's really pretty over there," he motioned to Rhain, now passed out from dizziness. "And I....I...." he sniffled sadly.
"I DON'T HAVE A MOMMA!!!"
Death was now recording this to place on YouTube later. =]
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Post by .Rabid Lycan. on Jul 23, 2008 23:34:07 GMT -5
lol- YouTube XD
"Hey- back off!" Lupus growled as the octopus mentioned his wife. "She's MY wife!"
He paused, and then quickly patted one of the octopus' tentacles comfortingly. "...umm, it's alright, dude."
Why is Death recording this? My god, he keeps giving me more and more reasons to rip his head off...
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"eBay"
"My name is Percy Jackson, and I am INVINCIBLE!!"
