Post by .Rabid Lycan. on Jun 30, 2010 15:03:15 GMT -5
Wolves of the Mist : the Play
Volume 1
Volume 1
Explanation:
Once upon a time, two members engaged in a particularly riveting chatbox conversation. Those two members were Destiny and Wolfie. On the eve of the first WotM anniversary, we were being complete spazzes, and came up with a terribly messed up and improbable Play over the following night (all-nighter, I might add) and the year to come. What initially was just fun anniversary present developed into the most epic goldmine of inside jokes and crack couples. EVER.
Bow to us, for we are gods.
Only not really.
So... after much delay... here it is. The Play.
It is unfinished, and will probably remain unfinished. But a sequel may be in the works. Depends how much sugar we get.
Once upon a time, two members engaged in a particularly riveting chatbox conversation. Those two members were Destiny and Wolfie. On the eve of the first WotM anniversary, we were being complete spazzes, and came up with a terribly messed up and improbable Play over the following night (all-nighter, I might add) and the year to come. What initially was just fun anniversary present developed into the most epic goldmine of inside jokes and crack couples. EVER.
Bow to us, for we are gods.
Only not really.
So... after much delay... here it is. The Play.
It is unfinished, and will probably remain unfinished. But a sequel may be in the works. Depends how much sugar we get.
DES:
(x3 This is going to be SO funny)
Narrator 1: Our scene is set in the beautiful lands of the four packs, Sheeran, Destinian, Yozoran and Siverian, as well as the lands of the loners and rogues. So, basically, it's everywhere that exists on the site! Oh, and I forgot to point out that we may drop into the Twilight Realm or even Hellfire! OH and you may want to grab a shield... *rants on about why you might want a shield*
(In the Destinian Camp)
Sothis: *patching up the wall outside of the Nursery* Oh a jolly wolf I am, yes I jolly wolf is I!
(Siverian Camp)
Yoru: *long sigh* Is she EVER going to tell me if I can stay?!
(Sheeran Camp)
Pyre: Oh My Wolven! *dramatic groan* There is absolutely NOTHING to gossip about!
(Yozoran Pack)
Kimba: I HATE being a pup! It's just sooooo boring! I can't even leave this stupid Nursery! *pawing at a leaf*
(Loner/Rogue Lands)
Fawn: *lounging on a random, hot rock* *Yawn*
WOLFIE:
(Destinian Camp)
Euphrates approaches Sothis.
Euphrates: Say- how's it going?
(Sheeran Camp)
Milo: *yawns* So bored... yet so hungry...
(Yozoran)
Shade: Hey Bain- are you awake?
Bain: That's the fifth time you've asked that Shade... yes, I'm bloody awake, and NO- I don't want to hunt today!
(Twilight Realm)
Rio: Hey, Lupus... do you like being married?
Lupus: Of course- it's the best thing in the world.
Rio: Then why do you and Rhain always fight all the time.
Lupus: ...we do not fight all the time.
Rio: Yes you do.
Lupus: No, we don't.
Rio: Yes.
Lupus: No.
Rio: YES!
Lupus: FOR THE LOVE OF-- *tackle*
(Sheeran Terra)
Ventura: Hmmm... so this is Sheeran Terra... what do you think mom? Should I go ask if I can join?
Aspen: This is what you want- of course you can.
(Loner Lands)
Mephisto: Hmm... Fawn? Looks tasty.
Hannibal: Are you planning on eating her? It would be rude not to ask her politely.
Mephisto: ...where did you come from?
*arguing ensues*
(Destinian Camp)
Sothis: Oh, hi Euphrates! Everything's going wonderfully! *Especially cheery voice*
Aliya sits in the entrance to her den, murmuring quietly to herself.
(Destinian Terra)
Svel was sitting in the grass, by herself, feeling particularly lonely.
(Sheeran Camp)
Pyre, boredly wandering around the camp, notices Milo.
Pyre: Hey, Milo, heard any gossip lately?! *Seems especially interested*
(Yozoran Camp)
Kimba: Hmm
Kimba notices Bain and Shade. Quietly, the pup would sneak out of the Nursery and head in their direction.
Kimba: Hunt? I want to hunt, can I hunt? Pleaseeeeee? *Wolf puppy eyes are given*
(Twilight Realm)
Lust: What are you two idiots going on about? *Staring at Lupus and Rio(
{Meanwhile}
New Moon: Blah Blah Blah Blah!
Raku: Don't you mock me!
New Moon: Do you EVER shut up?!
Raku: Is that an insult?!
New Moon: ......
Raku: GRAARRR! *leaps at New Moon*
New Moon dodges this and with a laugh dashes off.
(Sheeran Terra)
Tiah: We're going to get in trouble!
Selia: Oh, for the love of- If your so worried go back to the camp!
Tiah: But I don't want to go alone!
Selia: *groans* Well why did you come if all- *cuts herself off*
Tiah: .....what? *wonders why her sister suddenly stopped speaking*
Selia: *whispers* Look! Intruders*
Tiah: Where?! *loudly*
Selia: Over there! *'points' in the direction of Aspen and Ventura*
(Loner Lands)
Fawn remains asleep.... apparently she's deaf, how could anyone not hear Mephisto and Hannibal arguing?
Thite, poor idiot, is walking along when he hears Mephisto and Hannibal.
Thite: What the Hellfire are you two idiots going on about?! Your louder then a pack of baying coyotes! *Black looks are given to both wolves*
(Hellfire)
Ronin: What to do, what to do...
(Destinian)
Euphrates: *raises brow* Really? Why is that? Everything is so... dully normal today...
Euphrates begins to drift off, thinking of his lover... who wasn't there at the moment.
(Sheeran)
Milo: *sigh* Not lately- I wish I did... maybe you should ask Zethro?
Milo stands.
Milo: I think I'm going for a hunt now- my hunger is KILLING me!
(Yozoran)
Shade: *grins* You're a bit too young... although......
-in whispered tones- You could practice on that lump of fur right over there....
Bain: *not catching that* Hey, what? Shade, what are you saying?
(Twilight Realm)
Rio: *teasing voice* Lupus is in denial!
Lupus: *irritated* Am not!!
Rio: Yes you are!
Lupus: NO, I'm NOT!
(Sheeran Terra)
Aspen perks her ears, coming to a stop.
Ventura: Do you hear something...?
Aspen: Shh! Yes!
Ventura: ...packwolves, maybe?
Aspen: That would be my best guess...
(Loner Lands)
Mephisto: What's it to ya, you son of a--
Hannibal sweeps his tail over Mephisto's jaws for silence.
Hannibal: I'm terribly sorry for his rude manners- greetings, fellow wolf. I trust you aren't looking for trouble? Well, our little jesting is concerning his lack of good manners... isn't that right, my friend?
Mephisto: *grumbles* *swipes at Hannibal*
Hannibal: *dodges and smiles* Now now- that's no way to behave in front of a guest...
(Hellfire)
Lobo: ...it's hot in here...
Kill: *sarcastic* Gee, really? I didn't notice...
Lobo: ...you look very smexy in this light....
Kill: *disbelieving stare* ....if you could die again, I'd kill you right now.
(Destinian Camp)
Sothis: Oh, you know, just the usual..*pauses* Just thinking about Carolina, beautiful, perfect, Carolina. Gorgeous, divine, *this continues on, and on, and on*
Aliya: How on earth can he be so.....happy..? *Unable to hear what Euphrates and Sothis are saying* It's seriously starting to creep me out....
(Destinian Terra)
Svel: How many pups do I have again? *Thinking* Oh..right... I forgot about Michio, that makes three... Huh...*zones out*
(Sheeran Camp)
Pyre: *over-dramatic groan* You've got to be kidding me! Does NOTHING interesting ever happen around here?! *stalks off to go annoy other wolves*
Zethro is napping in the wolven warriors den, snoring loudly.
(Sheeran Terra)
Tiah: We should get out of here!
Selia: Are you kidding?
Tiah: They could be dangerous!
Selia: Exactly why we should NOT leave.
Tiah: ....I don't follow...
Selia: If we scare them off... *pauses, hoping Tiah figures it out*
Tiah:....*confused look*
Selia: *groan* We'll be able to proove to the pack that we're ready to be warriors! *Gives Tiah a little shove*
Tiah: Oh- Oof! Hey!
Selia: SHH! They'll hear you!
Tiah: Oops! Sorry...
Selia: Idiot.
The two pups slink towards the 'intruders'.
(Yozoran Camp)
Kimba bounces up and down excitedly.
Kimba: -whispering- Really?
Not waiting for a reply, the pup growls 'menacingly' and begins to stalk towards Bain. With a little yip Kimba launches himself at Bain's side.
Kimba: I caught something, and I think it's a bear! *giggles*
(Twilight Realm)
Lust: *staring at them* .... *smirks* Yes you are.
Lust would prance around Lupus, laughing.
Lust: Lupus is in denial! Lupus is in denial! AHAHAHAHAHA!
{Meanwhile}
Raku: Where do you think YOUR going!?
New Moon: Away from you!
Raku: But I'm Boooored!
New Moon: Well then go irritate Lucy!
Raku: I don't know where she is!
New Moon: *thinking* Rain then!
Raku:....I don't know where she is either... *chasing after New Moon*
New Moon: *panting* *still running* Well then Silenthowl!
-muttered to herself- Idiot.
(Loner Lands)
Thite: *staring at Hannibal* What are you, some kind of edumacated genius?
Poor Thite, to stupid and out of his mind to do anything smart. Probably because he'd hit his head on rocks so many times.
Thite: *snorts* Don't let me stop you two from tearing each other apart, I love to watch a good fight!
(Hellfire)
Ronin: I think I'll go torment someone....
Wandering through Hellfire, complaining loudly about the heat and such, Ronin would stumble upon Kill and Lobo. Quite literally tripping over Lobo.
Ronin: OOF! What th- *glances around* Oh, I tripped over an idiot. Wonderful, now my feet will catch stupid disease. *Sarcastic voice*
(Destinian Camp)
Euphrates: Eh… alright then… *backs away slowly*
(Destinian Terra)
Sumer wanders over to Svel, crouched behind her, staring up at her tail. He is trying to practice his fighting techniques, and wishes to ask for permission before practicing on her.
Sumer: -is mute-
(Sheeran Camp)
Milo: *shrug* S’pose not *heads for woods*
(Sheeran Terra)
Ventura: -whispered- Why do I hear pup voices?
Aspen: -whispered- Quiet- I’m listening… they’re coming closer…
(Yozoran Camp)
Bain: What’re you—oof!
Bain falls over on his side, Kimba shoving him over.
Shade: -laughing hard- Now THERE’S the make of a fine hunter!
(Twilight Realm)
Lupus: *growls* You too?? Jesus, what’s the matter with you wolves!?
Rio: Who’s ‘Jesus’?
Lupus: …. Just shut up.
Rio: -sing song voice- Ooooo- more denial! Lupus is in denial!
Lupus: -inner thoughts- I’m surrounded by lunatics and morons… Rio is obviously both at the same time.
(Loner Lands)
Hannibal: -tsk tsk- And here I was, hoping that I had happened upon a more articulate member of society. Ah well- the more the merrier… but I’m also afraid that you are mistaken- I will not quarrel with this beast.
Mephisto: Huh?
Hannibal: Precisely. Now, who wants to eat?
(Hellfire)
Lobo: ….errr…?
Kill: I wouldn’t blame you for saying that- it could be contagious… not that I would ever touch him *makes disgusted face*
Kill glances toward Ronin.
Kill: Who’re you, anyway?
(Destinian Camp)
Sothis continues to go on, and on, and on, and on about Carolina, until-
Sothis: ....Am i boring you? Because you know if I'm boring you I can just stop. Well, not stop talking but I can stop talking about Carolina. Well, I can't do that either, but I can pretend I'm going to do it and then not do it, you know? *is busy repairing the wall and doesn't noticce Euphrates backing away*
Aliya: *staring at Euphrates* Who's his mate again...
Silas stalked out of the Herb Healer's den looking particularly irritated, especially for Silas, who was generally emotionless. The brute gave a snort in the direction of Sothis. -Inner thoughts- What an idiot... does he ever shut the Hell up about Carolina? He's starting to tick me off...
Aliya: *concentrating* Why does it feel like I should know this....
(Destinian Terra)
Svel, lying on her back, staring at the sky, is completely unaware of Sumer.
Svel: I wonder.... *tail flicks thoughtfully* Nah... I'm to lazy....
The wolf rolled over onto her stomache, still unaware of Sumer.
Svel: Maybe.... Nah... to far to walk...*ponders things*
(Sheeran Camp)
Pyre: Hmmm... Who did he say....
Zethro: *snore* Zzzz....*snort*
Pyre: Ah! Zethro! *bounds across the camp and into the resting dens*
Zethro: *snoring loudly* Mmm....
Pyre: Hey, Zethro! *jabs him in the side with a paw*
Zethro: Mm, go away mommy, I'm dreaming about all the hotties...
Pyre: *disgusted growl* HEY! WAKE UP! *jabs harder*
Zethro: *snoreing* So many hotties.... *snore*
(Sheeran Terra)
Selia would come out into the open, Tiah right behind her.
Tiah: This is stupid!
Selia: If you think it's so stupid then go back!
Tiah: We're going to get ourselves killed!
Selia: Will you STOP wining!?!
Tiah: Or, or pupnapped! What if we get pupnapped!?
Selia: Will you SHUT UP!?!
(Yozoran Camp)
Kimba would jump a little at the compliment from Shade. Absolutely glowing he would swipe boredly at Bain's ear.
Lyra and Anora would slink out of the Nursery.
Anora: Let's get Shade, Kimba's got Bain.
Lyra: Okay! *excited high pitched voice*
Lyra: *leaping in the direction of Shade's tail* Hihihihi
Anora; *muttering to herself* Why don't you be a little louder.
(Twilight Realm)
Rather abruptly Lust would halt his idiotic chanting and stare at Rio.
Lust: .......
The brute would turn to Lupus.
Lust: ....*smirking* Turned into anything lately? *chuckling* Maybe some sort of plant life? Oh, I know, what about a rose! Those are just so masculine, you know?
{Meanwhile}
New Moon: Why does God hate me, why does God hate me, why does God hate me....
Raku: Hnh?
New Moon: I wasn't talking to you! *yelling over her shoulder*
Raku: Can you *panting* slow down?
New Moon: ........ WHY THE HELLFIRE WOULD I DO THAT?!
(Loner Lands)
Thite: Food? *licking lips* Where, where's the food? Here foody, foody foody! *looking around, expecting to see a dead deer or something*
A yawn from Fawn, who was still lying on the rock.
Fawn: ....Mrgg.... Tired....
Thite: *staring at Fawn* Food?! *drooling*
Fawn: *scream* HUH!?
(Hellfire)
Ronin whips his long tail against Lobo's head then takes a step over him.
Ronin: Ronin.
Ronin would give no 'And you are?''s, or attempt to be polite in anyway.
(Destinian Camp)
Euphrates continues backing away.
Euphrates: Oh, no… it’s fine. You can keep talking—
-inner thoughts- Where is Fireflight when I need her??
(Destinian Terra)
Sumer straightens his form, trying to make his presence known. But he is unable to do so. Thus, he pounces.
Sumer: -is mute- *crashes into Svel*
(Sheeran Terra)
Aspen: Hmm… stay here, Ventura.
Ventura: Huh? What’re you-
Aspen flicks her tail for silence and enters the woods. She then crouches and sneaks up on the Sheerans.
Aspen: -comes out behind the young wolves- May I help you?
(Yozoran Camp)
Bain: *grunts* Thanks Shade…. Thanks.
Shade: No prob-- *is tackled*
Bain: *growls in laughter* Not so funny now, is it?
(Twilight Realm)
Lupus: *scowls* Yeah, the thing about roses is… no matter how ‘pretty’ they can look sometimes *evilish grin* the thorns can still make you bleed.
Lupus flexes his powerful claws.
Rio takes a small step back.
(Loner Lands)
Hannibal: *shakes head in disapproval* No, my friend, you must be patient. Heading in like that will not earn you any flesh—
Mephisto: *half-jokingly* Are you an expert or something on eating other wolves?
Hannibal: *serious* …of sorts, yes.
Mephisto: …
(Hellfire)
Kill rolls her eyes in exasperation and growls at Lobo.
Kill: Get going- you’re going to get us all infected with your stupidity.
Lobo: Is that a pick-up line?
Kill: …
Kill turns away from Lobo and resists the urge to bury her head in the flames below.
(Destinian Camp)
Sothis gives a little nod, as if pleased with this reply, and continues to rant. More to himself then Euphrates, really.
Aliya: .......Isn't she like.... the proxy... or something...?
Silas: Hey, you! *staring at Euphrates* Make yourself useful and go catch something for the pups to eat!
Aliya: Toss.... I'll go ask Toss.... *glances around* Toss...? *doesn't move*
(Destinian Terra)
Svel is startled when suddenly she is pounced on, to out of it to recognize the scent she is about to attack, fangs bared.
Svel: WHO THE H-..... *stares*.... What the Hellfire are you doing pouncing on me like that!? *frowns*
(Sheeran Terra)
Tiah jumps at the voice and runs off in the direction of camp.
Tiah: INTRUDERS! INTRUUUDDEERRRSS! *voice get's distant*
Selia: HOLY COW! *jumps about three feet in the air* Who the Hellfire do you think you are, sneaking up on me like that, and in my packs terra! *'fierce' growls* Back off!
(Sheeran Camp)
Pyre: WAKE UP YOU GREAT HEAPING LUMIX! *kicks him*
Zethro: *grunts* Go away! I'm having a nice, nice dream...
Pyre's jaw sort of drops in disbelief.
Zethro: *rolls over* Black ones and white ones and brown ones and.... *snores*
Pyre: ......
Zethro: So many.... *snort* to choose from...
Pyre: FOR THE LOVE OF HELLFIRE! WAKE UP!!!!
Tiah: Intruders! INTRUDERS! *runs into camp panting*
Zethro bolts from his nest and is immediately out of the den.
Zethro: Where? Where are the intruders?
Tiah: Uhmm... I don't know... I don't know where we were...
Pyre: Oh, but he wakes up when a pup yells 'intruders'! *huffs and pads after him*
Zethro races out of camp, following Tiah's scent.
(Yozoran Camp)
Lyra and Anora both latch onto Shade's back.
Anora: I caught me a wolf!
Lyra: No way, I caught him!
Anora: Did not!
Lyra: Did to!
Anora: DID NOT!
Lyra: DID TO!
Kimba: I caught a bear! *proud of himself*
Lyra & Anora: STAY OUT OF THIS!
Kimba whimpers and hides behind Bain.
(Yozoran Terra)
Iver: Nightshade, Ooo Nightshade my beautiful dove! Nothing can match the perfection of you! Your utterly divine!
Iver continues to skip happily along.
Iver: Nightshade OOoooooOoooooOOo Nightshadeeeee!
(Twilight Realm)
Lust: Oh, what's that? I think I hear Ashur calling! Off i go!
Lust dashes off in some random direction.
Ashur: Lust, Oh Luuustyy boyyyy! *distant*
Lust races back.
Lust: Bloody Hell, I DID hear Ashur calling!
Lust skids to a halt and hides behind Lupus.
Lust: For pity's sake wolf, have the decency to HIDE ME!
Ashur: Luuustyyy, come out and playyyyy... *much closer*
(Loner Lands)
Thite: So.... I can't eat her? *tilting head in an idiotic way*
Fawn: .............*gasp*.....*gasp*....*gasp*.....
(Hellfire)
Ronin stares at Lobo.....
Ronin: ......
Ronin plops himself down by Kill.
Ronin: I almost pity you, have you been trapped with said idiot since you died?
(Destinian Camp)
Euphrates: *rolls eyes* Fine, I’ll go hunt…
Euphrates heads off to hunt.
Toss enters the clearing via Senior’s den and Races over to Aliya.
Toss: Huh? Wha? Do you need me to spy? Need me to take down a bear? Wha—huh? Food!
Toss races toward fresh-kill pile.
Toss: -full mouth- So… what did ya need me for?
(Destinian Terra)
Sumer: -is mute-
*stares at her with an expression that said ‘isn’t it obvious?’*
(Sheeran Terra)
Aspen: *grins gently* I assure you no harm- my daughter over there wishes to speak with one of your pack…
Ventura pads forward in a gradual approach, listening to her mother’s voice.
(Yozoran Camp)
Shade: *sighs* Why can’t you say that you BOTH caught a wolf..?
Bain: Heh, a bear? *glances at Kimba* …Rawr.
(Twilight Realm)
Lupus: …Ashur…?
Rio: You heard Lust- we need to help him.
Lupus grudgingly hides Lust behind Rio and himself, pretending to look innocent.
(Loner Lands)
Hannibal: Well, yes… she is quite edible, to say the least. However, you are not handling the hunting and consumption steps properly… You must first engage in a polite conversation. It is only good manners to be involved with your meal.
(Hellfire)
Kill: *nodding slowly* Yes, that brute has been my curse all these years down here… and for some reason, he WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE.
Lobo: But… b-but you’re my girl!
Kill: *groan*
(Destinian Camp)
Sothis continues with his work, not even noticing the absence of Euphrates.
Silas rolls his eyes and heads out of camp to go find some herbs.
Aliya: Yeah do y- *stops talking as Toss goes to eat*
Aliya sort of just, stares at him...
Aliya: Ah, who's my proxy again? And isn't she Euphrates mate whoever she is? *tilts head* I should know these things...
(Destinian Terra)
Svel groans and bats him across the ears.
Svel: Lemme guess, you wanted to try some battle moves or whatever?
Silas pads by and snorts, chuckling to himself.
(Sheeran Camp)
Pyre stands there, in the middle of the camp, staring at the entrance.
Pyre: .....
Tiah dissapears into the Nursery.
Pyre: ......YOU ARSE! *shouting after Zethro*
(Sheeran Terra)
Selia would glance from one wolf to another, now having seen this Ventura. She didn't like this situation.
Zethro plowed through the trees, following the scent trail Tiah had left behind.
Selia: Here comes one now.
Selia would then dart away, fast as her paws could carry her.
Zethro would lumber past Selia.
Zethro: Ah....shouldn't you be in camp...?
Selia: ....Idiot....
Selia continues towards the camp.
Zethro turns his head towards the two wolves.
Zethro: *sniffing* I wonder if there are any hotties around...
(Yozoran Camp)
Anora and Lyra: Ahhh we have to share you? *pout...together...*
Kimba squeaks and dashes back into the Nursery.
(Twilight Realm)
Lust makes himself as small as possible.
Ashur: Where the Hell are you you son of a-
Ashur, noticing Lupus, cuts himself off and pads towards the wolf.
Ashur: Hallo there Lupus, *notices Rio* Rio. *scents the air* You wouldn't have seen my bast- I mean my son around, would you?
Lust: -inner thoughts- Find your happy place, Happy place, Happy place. HAPPY PLACE!
(Hellfire)
Ronin would smirk.
Ronin: Oh, she's YOUR girl is she?
Ronin would lean over and lick Kill's muzzle.
Ronin: Hmmm.. *pondering* You know, I think I like her... In fact, I believe I'll be taking her off your paws. *smirks*
(Destinian Camp)
Toss: *mouth is full* Mmhmm… Fmireflight? Yep… *swallow* That’d be Euphrates mate… she’s out scouting or something- I don’t know… *chew chew* So… about that bear…?
(Destinian Terra)
Sumer: *eyes brighten* *lunges toward Svel again*
(Sheeran Camp)
Aspen: …’hotties’? What do you mean, exactly, by ‘hotties’??
Ventura pauses in the bush, watching from behind.
(Yozoran Camp)
Shade: *rolls eyes* Do you want to continue fighting instead? If you really want to, I won’t stop you…
(Twilight Realm)
Lupus: *friendly grin* I would ask Rio- after all, HE saw him last…
Rio: *inward glare at Lupus* Uhh… I saw him a little while ago… just past by, in fact- headed right to the woods, he did! I swear!
*is crossing ‘fingers’ behind back*
…
*if he CAN cross ‘fingers’, that is*
(Hellfire)
Kill: *frozen*
Lobo: *snarls* You wouldn’t dare… taking what don’t belong to you!!
Kill: *breaks trance and lunges at Lobo* I don’t belong to anyone you stupid brute!!
Lobo: Don’t worry my love- I shall always protect you from-
Kill shoves Lobo’s muzzle into a pit of embers.
(Destinian Camp)
Aliya blinks...
Aliya: ....bear...? *is confused* What bear? There's a bear about!? Why are you only telling me this now!?
(Destinian Terra)
Svel dodges Sumer's lunge by rolling away. Swiftly the wolf leaps to her paws and takes up a defensive stance.
Svel: I won't go easy on you, you won't learn anything that way. *Smiles*
Svel would, however, remain still for the moment.
(Sheeran Terra)
Zethro: *smirks* Female wolves.
Zethro would sort of strut in the direction of Aspen, licking his lips a little and eyeing her.
Zethro: Age? Not important. *smirk/smile*
(Yozoran Camp)
Anora: Yes.
Lyra: No.
The two faes stop to stare at each other.
Anora continues to nibble on Shade's tail.
Rolling her eyes Lyra leaps off and goes to torment some other wolf.
(Twilight Realm)
Ashur stared at Rio suspiciously.
Ashur: He did, did he? *trying to look past Rio and Lupus* I could have sworn I smelled him closer then that. *snarls*
Lust: -Inner thoughts- GOD DAMN HAP-PY PLACE!
New Moon dances over.
New Moon: Why hello there Lupus! *bats eyelashes*
Raku: *pant* Wa- *pant* -it! *collapses*
New Moon ignores Raku and stares at Lupus.
(Hellfire)
Ronin stumbles after Kill, falling over himself in hysterical laughter.
Ronin: BAAHAHAHAHAH!
Ronin trips, and falls face first into a pit of magma.
Ronin: DAMN IT! THIS IS HOT! *cursing* *drags self out of pit, fur burned*
(Destinian Camp)
Toss: AHA! SO YOU ADMIT THAT THERE’S A BEAR!! *appears greatly satisfied with himself*
(Destinian Terra)
Sumer narrows his eyes and leaps forward, extending his legs and ready to turn in any direction midair.
(Sheeran Terra)
Aspen: …are you hitting on me?
Ventura’s eyes widen and she bursts out from the bush.
Ventura: …ARE YOU HITTING ON MY MOTHER!?
(Yozoran Camp)
Shade: *rolls eyes* It’s always so confusing to speak to pups…
Bain: *grumbles and eyes Shade* Tell me about it…
(Twilight Realm)
Lupus: Well I- uh, err, hey, New Moon. What’s up?
Rio: -whispers- Remember your job…?
Lupus: Shut up, Atheist-boy.
(Hellfire)
Kill: *brow raised at Ronin* You alright?
Kill pauses in thought.
Kill: …wait a minute, you just kissed me!!
-inner thoughts- damn, this is just like Zentura!!
(Destinian Camp)
Aliya stares at Toss.... then smacks her head against the cave wall.
Aliya: Toss, remind me why I made you beta?
Aliya groans and smacks her head against the wall again.
Aliya: Why does the world hate me?
(Destinian Terra)
Svel would dive beneath Sumer and head butt his stomach in one swift motion as the other wolf lept forward. However, if Sumer was fast enough... Nah, that wasn't likely.
Svel: Come on, a little faster!
(Sheeran Terra)
Zethro would sort of prance in Aspen's direction.
Zethro: Hitting on you? Nah...
Zethro glanced to Ventura.
Zethro: I'm just... well.... hitting on you.*smirk*
Background Wolves: Desperate much, hitting on her mother! Tsk Tsk.
(Yozoran Camp)
Iver stumbles in, pelt bloody, and a gash in his left shoulder. He also looked rather dirty, muddy even.
Anora is to preoccupied to notice Iver.
(Twilight Realm)
Ashur shoved his head between Lupus and Rio.
Ashur: There's my little brat! *wicked snarl*
Lust screams and jumps up.
Lust: I THOUGHT YOU TWO IDIOTS WERE GOING TO HIDE ME!?
Ashur: C'mere Lusty boy...
Lust rocks slowly back and forth.
Lust: Happy place, Happy place, Happy place...
New Moon: Oh, you know, this and that. *glances to Raku* That idiot has been chasing me around, you'd swear I was a toy...
Raku: *passes out*
New Moon: *smiles at Lupus* Have any luck finding Regulus' head? I never did come across that darn thing. *chuckles*
(Hellfire)
Ronin shakes himself, splattering red liquid and ash everywhere.
Ronin: Yeah yeah I'm fine.
Ronin glances in Lobo's direction.
Ronin: He out of the way? Because I'm not touching him. *makes a disgusted face*
(Destinian Camp)
Toss: *gnaws on bone* Hmm? Did you say something? I didn’t catch tha—a BEAR!!
A small bear cub tumbles into camp.
Toss: AHA! THERE IT IS!!! I KNEW IT!!!
(Destinian Terra)
Sumer paused, staring at Svel. His eyes gleamed… and he suddenly shot forward, racing swiftly over toward her to jump sideways, landing beside her seconds later with a smirk on his face.
Sumer: -is mute- *eyes seemed to taunt ‘fast enough?’*
Sumer then smiled, showing that he was only mock-teasing.
Sumer: -inner thoughts- Where the frick is my brother?
(Sheeran Terra)
Aspen: *scowls* You little-
Ventura steps in between Aspen and Zethro.
Ventura: Who the Hellfire do you think you are!? She’s way too old for you, AND she’s my mother!
Background Wolves: Wow, Zethro… you really need to stoop THAT low?
(Twilight Realm)
Lupus: *smiles* Naw, I’ve been a bit preoccupied with my own idiots…
Lupus nods to Rio and begins to lean on the other wolf. He observes Raku as he passes out.
Lupus: I wish this guy did that *pokes Rio*
Rio: OW!
Lupus: Anyway… would you like me to take care of him for you…? *eyes Raku darkly*
(Hellfire)
Lobo begins rolling around in pain.
Kill: *smirks* After what I just did to him, it’ll take him a little while before he’s able to realize that I’m still here… *rolls eyes* It’s the boring cycle of life. But don’t worry- your safe for now.
Lobo: THE PAIN!
Kill: *flicks embers onto Lobo*
Lobo: …AAAHH!
Kill: -muttering under breath- He’s worse than Zethro…
(Destinian Camp)
Aliya jumped, snarling, ready for a battle.
Aliya:....You can't be serious...
Aliya stared at the bear cub.
Aliya: Your afraid of that little scrap? Two wolves could easily take that out.
Aliya heads towards the bear cub.
-inner thoughts- What an idiot...
(Destinian Terra)
Svel chuckled and circled around Sumer.
Svel: That was pretty good.
(Sheeran Terra)
Zethro is about to reply, but is slightly taken off guard by Ventura.
Zethro:....
Background Wolves: Aren't you going to defend yourself? Idiot..
Zethro gave a little shrug of his shoulders and moved towards Ventura.
Zethro: Well alright then. *Smirk* But I don't see anything wrong with you. *Dazzling smile*
(Loner Terra)
Thite: .... Screw that.
Thite began to chase after Fawn, eventually catching her and shaking her about as if she were a toy.
Fawn feels like a rag doll...
(Twilight Realm)
Lust runs off, Ashur chasing behind him like a loonatic.
Raku: -passed out-
New Moon: *smirks* Hmmm... He has been ticking me off lately... Sure, why not. *chuckles in Rio's direction*
(Hellfire)
Ronin snorts a little, laughing at Lobo.
Ronin: Has he always been this pathetic? *Snickering*
Ronin notices a rock and swipes it in Lobo's direction.
(Destinian Camp)
The bear cub suddenly turns and lunges at Aliya, fangs bared.
Toss: AHH! SEE! SEE!?
(Destinian Terra)
Sumer appeared pleased with her words.
Sumer: …-no comment-…
(Sheeran Terra)
Ventura: *rolls eyes* Oh please- spare me the urge to vomit.
Aspen: *smirks* I think I’ll go home now, if you don’t mind, Ventura?
Aspen turns and disappears into the woods.
Ventura: *narrows eyes* All talk and no play, eh? I don’t see why an egotistical brute such as yourself thinks that they can get a date any time they please.
Background Wolves: Oooo- how will Zethro handle THAT challenge? *all turn expectantly to Zethro*
(Loner Terra)
Hannibal frowns and burrows head into paws.
Hannibal: What a disgrace to wolven kind…
Mephisto: …that looks like fun-
Hannibal: NO!
(Twilight Realm)
Lupus: *grins at New Moon* Alright, let me-
Rio: OOooo… I see what’s going on here.
Lupus: …*is confused*
Rio: You like New Moon, don’t you.
Lupus: *blinks* Dude, I’m MARRIED. What does THAT mean to you?
Rio: *grins teasingly* Doesn’t mean you can’t feel the tug of love…
Lupus: Enough!
Rio: OooooOOOooo… denial-
Lupus: DON’T GO THERE AGAIN!!!
(Hellfire)
Kill: Pretty much…
Lobo: --rrRROW!
Kill: *chuckles* By the way, I think you should working on your kissing skills, Ronin- I expected better from a wolf of your stature.
(Destinian Camp)
Aliya is taken slightly off guard by this attack, but manages to slide out of the way. Although she may not be fast enough.
Aliya: What the bloody Hell?? Why aren't you helping me?!
(Destinian Terra)
Svel gazed at Sumer thoughtfully.,
Svel: Are you mute, or do you just prefer not to waste the extra energy talking when you know that some wolves can understand you perfectly anyway? *curious tone*
(Sheeran Terra)
Zethro gave a little chuckle, watching Aspen from the corner of his eye before returning full attention to Ventura.
Zethro: Simple- I'm good-looking, intelligent, strong and the females all dig me, even if they don't let it show.
Zethro was just sort of, well, staring at Ventura now. In an almost... fond...way.
Zethro: -inner thoughts- She so totally digs you dude, and she's a total hottie! *drool*
Background Wolves: Okay, is Zethro an idiot or just way to full of himself for anyone's good? *staring at Zethro* *sudden thought* What will Ventura do now...
(Loner Terra)
Loni: What, having a dinner party?
Thite's voice is muffled by Fawn.
Loni: And you didn't invite me? How rude. *ticked off*
(Twilight Realm)
New Moon: *staring at Rio* ..........
Raku: *twitches*
New Moon: .......................
New Moon was staring at Rio with a startling intensity.
New Moon: *sneering* So, Rio, how's your love life? I'm sure you and, what was her name, Silenthowl? have been together a whole lot recently. Why don't you enlighten us? *smirking cruelly*
-inner thoughts- Hopefully that will shut this idiot up, he's ruining the moment.
(Hellfire)
Ronin snickers at Lobo, considering giving him a little kick, just for fun.
Ronin: I apologize, I scared most of the ladies off before I got to kiss 'em when I was alive. *cackle*
(Destinian Camp)
Toss: *speaking as if the answer was obvious and simple* I am helping. I’m coaching you… DUCK!
The crazy bear cub soared at Aliya again.
(Destinian Terra)
Sumer: -says nothing-
(Sheeran Terra)
Background Wolves: I think Zethro’s a little of both… well, actually, a LOT of both.
Ventura: *scoffs* I can hardly see you as intelligent… and, as for all the females digging you-
Ventura slaps Zethro HARD in the face.
Background Wolves: OoooOOOOoooo…. BURN!
(Loner Terra)
Hannibal: *nods to Loni* At least SOMEONE can tell the difference between polite and rudeness!
Mephisto: *grumble grumble*
Hannibal: In any case… I think I’ll go have a chat with that annoying Thite fellow.
Hannibal approaches Thite from behind, licking his lips.
(Twilight Realm)
Rio: *scowls* Only joking, only joking!!
Lupus: *rolls eyes* Of COURSE you were- you ALWAYS joke around when the tables turn against you!
Lupus shoves Rio so hard that he flies off in the opposite direction.
Lupus: Oh look- Atheist-boy has learned a new superpower! Now he can fly!
Rio: Wait, uh- L-Lupus, my buddy… my very good friend- can’t we, uh, work this out--?
Lupus sends Rio flying off into the woods.
Lupus: *smirks*
(Hellfire)
Kill: *rolls eyes* I know the feeling… I frightened off all the males- except for THIS little irritation!
Lobo: You know you want me, babe! Don’t deny it!
Kill: ………………………………..
(Destinian Camp)
Aliya let out a little squeal of disbelief.
Aliya: Why you lazy old lum- *drops herself to the ground, ducking* -p of fur! Don't you have the- *rolling away from the bear cub* time to help out your alphess?!?
(Destinian Terra)
Svel momentarily removes her attention from Sumer.
Svel: I wonder where...*trains of thought collide* that idiot Milo is...
Svel pauses to consider what she's just said.
Svel: I mean, *trying to cover it up* your brother Euphrates, of course.
(Sheeran Terra)
Background Wolves: *eating popcorn* This is finally starting to get good....
Zethro's neck twisted so that his head turned sideways. The slap had not been expected, and he had not been prepared.
Zethro: *teary eyed* OwOwOwOwOwOwOw! *sniffles* What'd you do that for?? *turns head to look back at Ventura* That hurt! *sniffling*
Background Wolves: .....wimp. *snickers*
(Loner Terra)
Thite is completely unaware of, well, anything really. Suddenly he flings Fawn away.
Fawn finds herself being flung through the air like a stick, and screams.
Loni: -whispering to Mephisto- So, can we eat him? *staring at Hannibal*
Loni straightens up and sneers in the direction of Thite, blinking as he sees Fawn flung away.
Loni: .....Well that's just great, I was looking forward to having a conversation with her! *pretending to be dissapointed*
(Twilight Realm)
New Moon grumbles a little.
New Moon: Ah man, I wanted to teach Atheist-Boy how to walk around without a head, legs or a tail! *sad face*
New Moon glances to Lupus.
New Moon: *sighs* Well then, do your thing. *jerks head in Raku's direction* *smirks*
-inner thoughts- Ahahahaha that was HILARIOUS! I should spend more time with Lupus, we could be total morbidly strange yet happy buddies!
(Hellfire)
Ronin snickers and sends a kick in the general direction of Lobo's rib cage.
Ronin: So... *smirking* does that mean i can get rid of him? *glancing in direction of magma pit*
(Destinian Camp)
Toss: *yawns* I’m testing you—JUMP!
The bear cub charges again.
(Destinian Terra)
Sumer tilts his head to one side, raising his brow questionably at the name ‘Milo’.
Sumer: -no comment but is staring at Svel doubtfully-
(Sheeran Terra)
Ventura: *rolls eyes* See? Exactly my point- what fae in her right mind would go out with a wimp like you? Just suck it up!
Ventura finds herself feeling disgusted at Zethro’s sniffling, and gets increasingly irritated.
Background Wolves: Heh, she’s right, ya know!
(Loner Terra)
Hannibal turns calmly and suddenly jumps on Thite, madness shining in his eyes as he began tearing at the other wolf with his fangs.
Mephisto gawks at Hannibal.
Mephisto: *glances at Loni* Eat him?? *points to Hannibal* I’m not THAT crazy!
(Twilight Realm)
Lupus: *smiles* Alrighty, let’s see- *examines Raku* -should I hang him to a tree by his tail, sending him flying into the lake, take his head off, or what?
-inner thoughts- Or I could tickle him to death… hehehehe….
(Hellfire)
Kill: *nods* By all means, go ahead!
Lobo: FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS—
An anonymous snicaugh from above makes them all fall silent.
Author’s Note: Snicaugh, noun, is a sound combining a snicker and a laugh
(Destinian Camp)
Aliya: *gapes* YOUR testing ME?! *jumps* Shouldn't that be the other way around??
-inner thoughts- Why did I pick HIM for beta? He's an imbecile!
(Destinian Terra)
Svel absently turned her gaze in the direction of the Sheeran Pack's terra.
Svel: ....hmm.... *seems to be mumbling to herself, to quietly to hear*
-mumbles- I wonder if that boreder crossing sweetheart is around...
-inner thoughts- Why do I care anyway...?
(Sheeran Terra)
Zethro bites inner lip and manages to cease his cowardly sniffling.
Zethro: *still teary eyed* I am not a wimp!
Background Wolves: Oh no, not at all. *sarcasitc tones*
Zethro, hearing the Background Wolves, grumbles a little.
Zethro: Who said anything about being in her right mind? *lip bleeds* Your certainly not.
Background Wolves: Ooooo bad move there buddy.
(Loner Terra)
Thite screams like a little pup.
Thite: Get it off! GET IT OFF! *howling in pain*
Loni: *staring*........
Fawn: ....Damn....I think...*tries to move* my spine is broken....
Loni: -whispers- Yeah, you are, you just don't know it. *snickers* Trust me on this one father. *eyes Hannibal*
(Twilight Realm)
New Moon: Hmmmm *pondering* Surprise me. *smiles a little*
-inner thoughts- Or, you could do all of the above, and then we could laugh at him.
Raku twitches.
(Hellfire)
Ronin starts at the sudden snicaugh and glances around warily.
Ronin: ......*shrugs* Okay then. *pads over to Lobo* Bye Bye now. *shoves over the edge of the pit*
(Destinian Camp)
Toss: Nope- trust me! You need this practice more than I do- now, pin it down!
(Destinian/Sheeran Border)
Milo is scenting the air for deer, only to find bear scent heading for the Destinian camp.
Milo: -inner thoughts- Oh no… I can’t let them die like that- especially that good-looking femme that caught me that other time!
Milo races across the border, barking in alarm.
(Destinian Terra)
Sumer pricks his ears toward an unfamiliar barking and stands up.
(Sheeran Terra)
Ventura: *narrows eyes* See…? This is EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN! You have NO respect for females, do you, you overgrown housecat!?
Ventura snarls at him.
Background Wolves: This is where we predict that something either really bad or really strange is about to happen…
(Loner Terra)
Mephisto: *eyes Fawn* Hmm… I wonder-
Hannibal: *glares at Mephisto* THAT would be RUDE *spits out flesh*
Mephisto: *mutters*
Hannibal: Now, my furry friend- Thite, I believe your name is?- I am going to eat your brain. Don’t struggle, or I might slip and gouge your eye out too- and we wouldn’t want you to be in even more pain, now, would we?
(Twilight Realm)
Lupus: *grins widely* Alright then-
Lupus suddenly begins to tickle Raku… mercilessly
Lupus: How’s THAT for surprise? *smirks*
(Hellfire)
Lobo: NO! OUR LOVE SHALL LAST FOREVER-- *burning*
Kill: Thank god… he’s finally gone!
In her complete and utter joy of Lobo being thrown into a pit, Kill leans forward and gives Ronin a grateful kiss.
(Destinian Camp)
Aliya: -mutters- Lazy arse.
Aliya would slink along the ground, leaping into the air and slamming her paws down on the bear's back if possible.
(Destinian Terra)
Svel's ears perked and she rose, staring in the direction which the somehow familiar barking was coming from.
Svel:....Milo..? *blinks*
(Sheeran Terra)
Background Wolves: ...strange, definetaly strange.
Zethro is trying to think up a come back and pick up line at the same time.
Zethro: *smirks a little, blood trickling down chin* Does it matter? You KNOW you want me.
Narrator 1: Ehem, *get's down on one knee* Mep- *pauses, looks at Zethro and Ventura* Oh darn, wrong place! *poofs*
Zethro: *staring*.....what the Hellfire was th- *is cut off*
Narrator 1: Oh wait! I was supposed to do something here!
Background Wolves: ....Strange....Definetaly strange....
Narrator 1: *shuffles through closet that doesn't really exist* Aha, here we are! *pulls out a knife* *stabs Zethro once*
Zethro: Why do you hav- *stops* OW! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!?
Narrator 1: *stabs Ventura repeatedly before dissapearing*
Background Wolves: Well that just makes it all the more interesting!
(Loner Terra)
Thite struggles wildly and tries to run away.
Loni: *glares at Hannibal* -whispers- Eat her anyway, who cares.
Fawn twitches a paw.
Fawn: Yep...definetaly broken... Well, I'm dead. *remembers something* I wonder if calling spirit wolves to help could.... Nah... I'll still die. *grumbles*
(Twilight Realm)
Raku remains passed out...twitches a little more...
New Moon: *snorts* Nice. *giggles* Real nice. *smiling*
(Hellfire)
Ronin smirks inwardly, and does not hesitate to bring out his tongue.
-inner thoughts- See? Wasn't that hard to get rid of the idiot, and now you've got yourself a fine fae!
(Destinian Camp)
Toss: *smiles* Good- now, do you think that you’re ready now?
(Destinian Terra)
Milo, upon hearing Svel’s voice, races faster.
Milo: Hey, Svel, is that you--?
Milo then trips and stumbles into the undergrowth.
(Sheeran Terra)
Background Wolves: o.0
Ventura: ………….
Ventura falls over, bleeding from a deep wound in her side and faintly breathing.
Narrator 2: And now we find the fae in deep distress. Wounded and near-death, how will the male react to such a problem?
(Loner Terra)
Mephisto nods to Loni and approaches Fawn, drooling….
Hannibal begins carefully removing the top of Thite’s skull, smiling happily to himself.
Mephisto nibbles on Fawn’s tail.
(Twilight Realm)
Lupus: *rolls eyes* Fine, well, I’ll tie him to a tree to make it more interesting!
Lupus, true to his word, ties Raku by his tail to a treebranch.
At the same moment, Rio returns, a large bruise on his head and a bleeding lip. He stares at Raku hanging from the tree.
Rio: …are you crucifying him or something?
Lupus: *muttering* I surprised that you even know what ‘crucifying’ means…
(Hellfire)
Kill feels Ronin kissing back, and can’t help but think fondly of the brute.
Kill: *pulling back* Well, I guess I was mistaken- you’re not a bad kisser...
(Destinian Camp)
Aliya: *blinks* Ready for what? *confused*
(Destinian Terra)
Svel feels her heart flutter as she hears his voice. Delighted the fae lopes towards it, then towards him.
Svel: ....Yeah, it's me. *standing over him now* Apparently you don't know Destinian Terra to well. *chuckle* Need a paw there buddy?
(Sheeran Terra)
Zethro whimpers pitifully, licking at the stab wound to his shoulder.
Background Wolves:.......*staring at Zethro* C'mon, do something!
Zethro: *gulps* Uh....Ventura...? Are you...*pauses*...arlight...?
Background Wolves: ....DOES SHE LOOK ALRIGHT TO YOU!?
Zethro: *turning towards Background Wolves* Well...uh....I guess not...
Background Wolves: Well then what are you standing around for!?
Zethro: Ventura...? *takes a step towards her* Hello...? *noses her gently*
(Loner Terra)
Thite continues to scream like an idiot and hopelessly struggle, the agony overtaking him and causing him to momentarily faint.
Fawn: Eeep! Go away! *growls weakly*
Loni: That's it, you can do it! *smirking*
Narrator 1: Ehem, I hope I'm not interrupting anything..*looks around* *gets down on one knee* Mephisto, I know this is sudden, but I've been thinking about it for a long time. *clears throat* Will you marry me?
Loni's jaw drops and he stares.
Loni: .....*speechless*....
(Twilight Realm)
New Moon holds back a fit of giggling.
Raku awakens.
Raku: Huh...Awah? Wha-? *confused and disoriented*
New Moon: Oh go pass out! *snickers*
(Hellfire)
Ronin: Well of course not, if I was I wouldn't have kissed you now would I? *smirking/smiling a little*
(Destinian Camp)
Toss: *yawns idly* Where there’s a cub, there’s her mother…
A large bear roared just outside of camp.
Toss: *stands* Oooooookay… ready? LEGGO!!
Toss races past Aliya and jumps on the bear just as it enters.
(Destinian Terra)
Milo grins sheepishly and struggles to a stand.
Milo: Hehe, yeah- I’m not too familiar… thanks.
Milo then blinks at her slowly.
Milo: -inner thoughts- Oh my wolven, she’s so pretty……...
(Sheeran Terra)
Ventura: -inner thoughts- Of course I’m not all right, you- STOP POKING ME WITH YOUR NOSE!
Background Wolves: Are you kidding?? How is that going to do anything- CPR, man! CPR!!
Ventura: -inner thoughts- Wait… did they just say ‘CPR’? They… they can’t be serious-!?
(Loner Terra)
Hannibal: *pauses to gape at the Narrator* Not to be rude, but where did you-?
Mephisto stops gnawing on Fawn’s tail to stare at Narrator 1.
Mephisto: ………………………………what?
(Twilight Realm)
Rio: RUN, MAN, RUN! THEY’RE TRYING TO CRUC—
Lupus slams a paw over Rio’s mouth before he can finish.
Lupus: You know… I think he could use some company up there… what do you think, New Moon?
Lupus grabs a frightened Rio very tightly.
(Hellfire)
Kill: *narrows eyes happily* You’re very skilled…
-inner thoughts- Whoa… am I flirting with him? o.0
Author’s Note: Leggo = Let’s go!
(Destinian Camp)
Aliya: -inner thoughts- Mother...? HOLY CRAP!
Aliya, at Toss' word, let's go of the small bear cub, though she momentarily stands, gawking, at Toss and the mother bear.
Aliya,shaking her head a little, lept towards the other bear but did not attack.
Aliya: -inner thoughts- He won't take on a bear cub, but he'll take on a huge ass bear!?
(Destinian Terra)
Svel: Your welcome...
Svel, smiling, gazed at him for a moment. She'd completely forgotten about Sumer.
Svel: Uh...Want to, like, come sit with me...? Er...something...
(Sheeran Terra)
Zethro turned his head towards the Background Wolves and stared at them.
Background Wolves: What are you waiting for!?
Zethro: ARE YOU INSANE?! SHE'LL KILL ME! *frantic tone*
Background Wolves: Well if you don't do something she won't be alive to kill you! *muttering*
Zethro: *gulped* -inner thoughts- C'mon man, you can do it, you want to anyways.
Zethro leaned over and began to administer CPR, Zethro style.
(Loner Terra)
Narrator 1: *sigh* *clears throat* I just asked you to marry me, *holding a little velvet box with a golden bracelet inside, instead of a ring* a simple yes or no would be nice. Preferably yes.
Loni: .....-inner thoughts- Say yes dude! Narrators make LOADS of cash!
Fawn, confused by and greatfull for the presence of Narrator 1, calms down for a moment.
Thite completely misses all this.
(Twilight Realm)
Raku: .....Why am I hanging from a tree? And why are you laughing at me? And what was he going to say!? Cruc? What's a Cruc? *terrified tone*
New Moon: *looking at Rio* Hmmm, you know, I think your right.
Raku: RIGHT ABOUT WHAT!?
New Moon: He could definetly use some company up there.
Raku: SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOIN-
New Moon throws a rock at Raku's face, cutting him off.
Raku: .....OUCH!
New Moon: Delayed reaction much. *snickers*
(Hellfire)
Ronin rose, so he was standing on his two hind paws, and looked around.
Ronin: .......is that..... *staring into the distance*
Ashur: *far,far off in the distance* Where did he go...
(Destinian Camp)
Toss begins climbing up the bear’s back- where the bear cannot easily reach him, and digs his fangs into the back of its neck. The bear roars. Toss grins and begins to taunt the bear.
Toss: Lookie here, youngster- too slow, ain’t you?
(Destinian Terra)
Milo: Oh..? Oh- yeah, sure.
Sumer suddenly appears, lips drawn back in a silent snarl.
Milo: …uh…?
Sumer glares at Milo threateningly, flexing his muscles.
(Sheeran Terra)
Ventura: -inner thoughts- No, he wouldn’t do it….. he’s no that—who am I kidding? OF COURSE HE’D DO IT--!!
Ventura suddenly feels Zethro’s lips against her own.
Background Wolves: *snicker* So sweet…
Ventura: -inner thoughts- …………………………………………………………………he’s a good kisser.
(Loner Terra)
Mephisto: -inner thoughts- …………..
?...........Hannibal rolls his eyes at Mephisto in the background.
Hannibal: -inner thoughts- This is quite obviously a scam….
Mephisto: ………..sure- why not?
(Twilight Realm)
Lupus: *smirks* Alrighty then- up he goes!
In a few minutes, Rio was bound tightly- upside down- to the same treebranch by his tail…with leaves stuffed in his mouth to shut him up.
Lupus: Ahh… a fitting end to Atheist-boy.
(Hellfire)
Kill raises her head, glancing around in a confused state.
Kill: …what’s wrong? Who’s there?
(Destinian Camp)
Aliya: *staring* Are you INSANE!!? *blinks slowly* YOUR TAUNTING A FREAKING BEAR!
(Destinian Terra)
Svel turns, brushing her tail against Milo's shoulder, and is about to lead him towards a comfy looking spot of grass.
Svel: Come on, just over....*notices Sumer*....here....
Svel, blinking, confused, and staring at Sumer. Something clicks in her head.
Svel: Oh, no, Sumer, it's fine. This is Milo, don't worry, he won't hurt anyone.
(Sheeran Terra)
Zethro: -inner thoughts- Mmm...... She's hot.... And.... spunky.... and... Mm....
Zethro: *still administering CPR* ....... *brings out tongue*
-inner thoughts- Bad move... real bad move... she'll so bite it off...
Background Wolves: That's what we're talkin' about! *still eating popcorn*
(Loner Terra)
Narrator 1: *places bracelet on Mephisto's front left leg* I'm not waiting months for the wedding, either. *hauls out a book with a cross on it* BlahBlahBlahBlahBlah (Stuff a Catholic Priest would say at a wedding that I'm to lazy to look up xP)
Loni: -inner thoughts- Score!....I wonder if I'm going to have any brothers or sisters.... Wait... he's not my real father.... Ah who cares!
Narrator 1: Do you, Mephisto, take me to be your lawfully wedded...er....Narrator? *crossing wings*
Fawn: -inner thoughts- Wow this is messed up....I love it!
(Twilight Realm)
New Moon: *snickering* We should hang out more, this is the most fun I've had since I died!
Raku: .......Why does it feel like my tail is going to be ripped off....
New Moon:.....Idiot.
Raku: Oh, hi there Rio! How's it hanging?
(Hellfire)
Ronin: *grunts* Ashur, and he'll probably stop to interagate us as to the whereabouts of his kid.
Ashur: .....God damn it, I can't believe I lost him again... *cursing*
(Destinian Camp)
Toss: I enjoy the thrill of-
The bear bites down Toss’ tail and pulls. It comes off.
Toss: *smirks* Oh, now we’re heading into personal territory—IS THAT ALL YOU GOT!?
Toss begins viciously attacking the bear’s spine, despite the fact that half his tail was bitten off.
(Destinian Terra)
Sumer regards her doubtfully but follows.
Seeing Sumer, Milo was reminded of his intentions…
Milo: I- I came here to tell you something important… you’re all in danger!
-inner thoughts- What a nice way to start a conversation…. Agh, why can’t I just come over for regular chats??
(Sheeran Terra)
Ventura: -inner thoughts- …he’s… taking advantage of me…? Oh, if I could move, I would SO bite his tongue off……………………… and yet-
Background Wolves: …I suddenly have the feeling that he’s going into areas not in purview of his task…
(Loner Terra)
Mephisto: ….I do?
Hannibal remains still and silent throughout the ceremony, acting respectfully, but inwardly chuckling at the situation.
Hannibal: -inner thoughts- The idiot….
(Twilight Realm)
Lupus: *laughing* Yeah- we should!
-inner thoughts- What a Kodak moment….
Rio: -inner thoughts/ unable to speak- I don’t know what’s worse… hanging upside by my tail, or listening to Raku’s lame jokes…
(Hellfire)
Kill: Does he always go looking for his kids?
-inner thoughts- Good thing MY parents don’t know who I am..
(Destinian Pack)
Aliya remains there, just, staring at Toss in disbelief.
Aliya: You are aware that half your tail just got bitten off...?
(Destinian Terra)
Svel smiles in the direction of Sumer and lopes over to the spot where she had been lying earlier. The fae plops herself down and flicks her tail in Milo's direction.
Svel: *shrug* If your talking about the bear, don't worry. I scented it long ago, and I'm more then confident that it's currently being run out of our terra. There are many strong warriors in the Destinian Pack, and I think I heard it roaring in pain earlier.... *emphasis on the think*
(Sheeran Terra)
Pyre, whom is currently hunting, happens to stumble upon the scene.
Zethro and Ventura seem to be pretty much making out at this point.
Pyre: ....*wide eyes*...HOLY WOLF! Wait 'til everyone hears about this! *turns and dashes off towards the Sheeran Camp*
Zethro: *suddenly pulling away from Ventura* .....Was that Pyre...?
Background Wolves: Ahahaha your little secret's out..!
Zethro: ....Bloody Hellfire....*frowns*
(Sheeran Camp)
Pyre dashes in and looks around wildly.
Pyre...Uh...Somebody! *looking around*
(Loner Terra)
Narrator 1: Do you, Narrator 1, take this Mephisto to be your husband? *nods* I do.
Loni: *snickering*
Narrator 1: I know pronounce you Mephisto and Narrator 1, you may kiss the Mephisto. *leans over and kisses Mephisto, accidently nipping his mouth with her fangs which carry a deadly poison (something like acid, or nightshade)*
Loni: -inner thoughts- Woo! Go Dad!
(Twilight Realm)
Raku: *pouting* Oh fine, don't talk to me. *realizes the pain*...Damn this hurts....
New Moon: ......I think they both died stupid....
-inner thoughts- And maybe they were born stupid too...
(Hellfire)
Ronin: *shakes head* Oh no, he doesn't speak to any of his children, really. He's probably forgotten who half of them are. He only searches for Lust, and that's because he hates the poor little scrap with a passion beyond my passion for slaughter.
Ashur: ........ -inner thoughts- What was that song again...?
Ashur suddenly begins to sing 'Pain' by Three Days Grace .... very loudly.
(Destinian Pack)
Toss pauses for a moment, as if just realizing that what Aliya was true- his tail had been chopped off.
Toss: ….’tis a flesh wound.
Toss continued fighting the bear.
(Destinian Terra)
Milo: *relaxes* Thank Lupus- I was hoping that no one got hurt.
-inner thoughts- …namely you…
Sumer turned to glare at Milo.
Summer: *eyes seem to say ‘don’t try anything- I’m watching you like a hawk’*
(Sheeran Terra)
Ventura: *dazed* Wha-a-?
Background Wolves: *snicker snicker*
Ventura slowly begins to gain mobility… and realization.
Ventura: ………………………….Zethro……………..?
(Sheeran Camp)
Narrator 2: *sleeping on the job*
(Loner Terra)
Mephisto: *pulls back* Ou—
Mephisto faints.
Hannibal raises a brow in mild surprise.
Hannibal: Did he get cold feet? *smirks* Sure looks like it- either that, or he’s dying from happiness.
-inner thoughts- Unlikely…
(Twilight Realm)
Rio: Mmuph.
Lupus: *wicked grin* Speak up, we can’t understand you!
Rio: MMUEMPH!
Lupus: Hmm, what’s that? You want to be closer to Raku?
Rio: Mmff?
Lupus: Okay then-
Rio: MMEMPHHHH!!!!!!
Lupus reties Rio so that he’s brushing against Raku, and steps back.
Rio: MmmmmMMMMMPH!
Lupus: *glances to New Moon* Now, don’t they make a cute couple?
(Hellfire)
Kill: *flattens ears* Apparently, he doesn’t have much talent for singing either… why does he hate the little guy so much anyhow?
(Destinian Camp)
Aliya: *still staring at Toss* ........Your completely out of your mind...*doesn't move to help him*..... totally insane.... psycho... this is a death wish....!
(Destinian Terra)
Svel glances to Sumer, perhaps catching the look in his eyes. This seems to confuse her... why is he acting this way...?
Svel: -inner thoughts- I wonder... does Sumer... No... Why would Sumer like me? We don't even know each other very well....
Svel; Uh, so, how're things with the Sheerans?
(Sheeran Terra)
Zethro slowly turns his gaze back to Ventura.
Zethro: .....Yeees?
-inner thoughts- Please don't kill me, please don't kill me, please don't kill me!
Background Wolves: Hmm... I wonder what she'll do now...
Zethro: -inner thoughts- I'm to young, intelligent, good-looking and charming to die!!
(Sheeran Camp)
Pyre:.... OH COME ON! *dramatic sigh*
(Loner Terra)
Narrator 1: *glances around* Hehehe *bends over and bites Mephisto's neck, administering a lot of poison*
Loni: .....What....the....Hell....*confused*
Narrator 1: *turning to Hannibal* So, I suppose you've figured out this was all a scam. *flexes wings* You want to know why I'm killing him? *chuckles at own brilliance*
Loni:.....whaaaa? *still confused*
Thite: -still fainted-
Fawn: ........
(Twilight Realm)
Raku stares at Rio.
Raku: .......*staring*.......
New Moon: Yeah, they do make quite the couple. An idiot and a moron. A match only made by Lupus. *snicaugh*
Raku: -mutters loudly- Not as good of a couple as you two. *snickers*
New Moon: ...What was that? *embarrassed attempt at a menacing growl*
(Hellfire)
Ronin: *shrugs* Lust ran into him right after Risika rejected him, they were still alive then, and the two, both emotionally messed up, engaged in a bloody battle. Ever since that they've been taking out their anger on each other, but it seems that Lust has gotten a bit more passive in death and tries to avoid Ashur...
Ashur: Pain, without love. Pain, I can't get enough. *way to high voice*
Ronin: Jesus...he should take some singing lessons. *muttered curses*
Ashur: Pain, I like it rough! *much closer now, in hearing distance*
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"My name is Percy Jackson, and I am INVINCIBLE!!"
