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Post by Sivoncé™ on Jan 12, 2008 18:53:52 GMT -5
Ozzie yawned, a loud, almost thunderous sound. His mess of grey and black fur was tangled and raggedy, as if he had neglected to groom himself for a very long time. "Where's Tisana? I think I have ticks..." he grumbled irritably. He slouched down into his nest of moss and soft rabbit fur. Frowning deeply, he pondered the goings-on in the camp. One thing really bothered Ozzie. No wolf ever visited the elders, and he had nobody to talk to! Silence didn't speak. She didn't even blink when he'd speak to her. She'd flick her ears and pretend to listen, but then she'd get up and leave while he was in mid-sentence. It got pretty lonely in the back of the camp, and he wished warriors would stop dying freakish deaths and actually retire. Or maybe people would actually make seniors in their character bios? Doubtful. Sivvy is the only lover of elders. XD
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Post by mudfang on Jan 12, 2008 20:14:52 GMT -5
A little ball of fluff rocketed into the senior's den and smacked directly into Ozzie's side. "OKASHII THAT'S DISRESPECTFUL!" came a thundering voice from outside. Holly sprinted into the den, skidding to a stop and slinging her pup away from Ozzie, Okashii landed neatly on her feet with a little whine. "No butts, dear, he might eat you."
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Post by Sivoncé™ on Jan 12, 2008 20:18:37 GMT -5
"Well 'scuse me, Miss Priss! You're not sucha y'ung thingy ''urself!" Ozzie snorted. "Last I 'eard y'ur man Sharpie's retirin' in a year 'r so! N'body respects us seniors no more! We know a 'ell of a lot more ''en you!"
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Post by mudfang on Jan 12, 2008 20:21:03 GMT -5
Holly flinched. "I'm not a senior yet, Mister." Seniors scared her. They reminded her of orange peels and moose bile. Ehhh *shudder* Okashii sprinted to Ozzie and poked his side with a sharp claw.
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Post by Sivoncé™ on Jan 12, 2008 20:25:29 GMT -5
Ozzie howled in pain as blood rushed out like a river. "DON'T YOU KNOW I'M SICK!!?? I GOT THIN SKIN, GIRL! NOT COOL!!!" He hunched over with the pain of the tiny, little scratch.
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Post by mudfang on Jan 12, 2008 20:27:48 GMT -5
Okashii snorted. "Psyco..." she muttered darkly. Yup, she WAS Holly's child after all!
Holly's gaze turned to the floor. "Sorry."
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Post by Sivoncé™ on Jan 12, 2008 20:29:34 GMT -5
"Well don't just stand there 'n' say y'ur sorry! DO SOMETHIN'!!" Ozzie exclaimed, fuming and furious.
ha.
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Post by mudfang on Jan 12, 2008 20:34:01 GMT -5
Holly's eyes widened. "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! MY PUP BARELY POKED YOU AND YOU START BLEEDING LIKE SHE RIPPED YOUR LEG OFF! Do I look like I know ANYTHING?" Holly was beginning to panic.
(wow... best elder/pup/warrior thread EVA)
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Post by Sivoncé™ on Jan 12, 2008 20:37:17 GMT -5
(Nobody ever rps elders except for me and occasionally Sheera and Destiny XD )
"GAHH!!! I SAID DO SOMETHIN' LADY! AHH! THAT LITTLE FREAKSHOW KILLED ME!!!" Ozzie howled.
Sharpie appeared, glanced at each of the in turn, the sighed with amusement. "I don't think I really want to know...I'll go get some cobwebs..."
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Post by mudfang on Jan 12, 2008 20:49:51 GMT -5
Okashii rolled her eyes. "You're not gonna die! CHILL! No wonder no one ever rps you guys... You're all way to friggin sensitive!"
Holly whimpered.
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Post by Sivoncé™ on Jan 12, 2008 21:28:49 GMT -5
Sharpie rolled his eyes at his daughter. "Okashii, say you're sorry and clean up the mess. Your daddy's gonna be an elder soon and you can bet Sivvy will still rp him like crazy!"
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Post by mudfang on Jan 12, 2008 21:31:34 GMT -5
Okashii snorted. "Sorry." She went to mop up the small pool of blood about the size of a tick. "There. Happy?"
Holly gasped. "SHARPIE! I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE OLD!!"
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